31 Aug 2004Why I will never become a professional volleyballer:We're playing a nicely innocent -- and painful: do you know how much it canes when the extremely hard ball has been thwocking on the soft flesh of your forearm for the past two hours? -- mini-game of volleyball in gym class. I stand up to the line to serve. First serve goes ricocheting off the net and bouncing off into middle space. Second serve goes straight into the crotch of the male substitute teacher. He didn't much want to play after that. |
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